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hey my name is Justice and I am hella confused but I really like blankets so it's okay

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Pansexual

Genderfluid

Derse Dreamer

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Knight of Mind

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The level at which South Park takes its detail is ridiculous. Look at the audience

valdgeist:

a long overdue doodle

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talkdowntowhitepeople:

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

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and this

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until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

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welp

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you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

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insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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guess I should bring out the big guns

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in comparison to

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if those are your big guns, I must have cannons

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and then there is

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you cannot distill my dorky nature with good pictures 

and nothing can hide your beauty and sweetness 

BUT

in the end I can still be attractive and you can still be a dork

lifting-ink:

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.” So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959) Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

Haha this rules

lifting-ink:

sharltonspensiter:

When the word ‘selfie’ became an actual word, my grandpa had me explain to him what it meant. When I finished, he found this picture and asked “is this a selfie?” I told him it was and he simply said “I was taking selfies before it was cool.”
So here’s my grandpa taking a selfie in his Coast Guard uniform. (Circa 1959)
Can we make my grandpa internet famous? I’d love to explain to him what Tumblr is. ;P

Haha this rules

Anonymous said: what's your type of girl like?

fantasizingfunerals:

My girlfriend, she’s perfect in every way of my “expectations” but I don’t expect perfection. 

The way she makes me feel is like no other, and I can promise you that. 

I met her weeks ago when I was put in mental rehabilitation for suicide watch, I was in outpatient care from morning to late afternoon, I met her my first day there and she made me not go insane being locked in a room all day with nothing to do. 

We secretly held hands because “boundaries” is a huge thing in the hospital I was in. We passed notes like elementary / early middle school kids would usually do.

I asked her out one day, and she said yes there in the hospital to me. 

We hung out, outside of the hospital after we were both discharged. She slept over, and I have never felt so comfortable with a girl in my life.

Not even in a sexual way, but in general when I lay next to her I feel like I’m at home, and safe in my skin. I can be naked next to her under covers and not be ashamed if she sees any parts of my body. 

She’s so shy, but she’s also so fucking outgoing. She has a cute little smile, and the perfect kiss.

And waking up to her face every weekend makes me feel so happy that someone is there.

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shouldhavebeenfictional:

touchingtennantshair:

thewaywardqueen:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

DO YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY BONES???

IN THE SONG SHE SINGS “FUCK THOSE SKINNY BITCHES- /NAH IM JUST PLAYING/ I KNOW YOU THINK YOUR FAT BUT EVERY INCH OF YOU IS PERFECT FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP’

SHE LITERALLY SINGS THATS SHES KIDDING AND SHE THINKS YOUR PERFECT

SO YH FUCK THESE COMMENTERS BECAUSE YH THERE MAYBE SOME OTHER ISSUES WITH THE SONG BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH PEOPLE WHO DONT LOOK UP LYRICS

DEAR SKINNY GIRLS COMPLAINING: I’M SORRY THAT WHEN SOMEONE FINALLY WROTE A SONG THAT TELS ME I’M BEAUTIFUL, IT MADE YOU FEEL BAD (EVEN THOUGH IT’S BODY POSITIVE FOR ALL TYPES). IT FEELS FUCKING AWFUL, DOESN’T IT.

IMMA BOUGHT TO SLAP A BITCH

Heaven forbid your ‘skinny’ body type ISN’T the center of attention for three minutes.

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

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goatkult:

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best.

I’m reading it in that guys voice the videos are so funny look them up “True Facts”